Wally the Eagle you're in show-biz.
You do your turn each day down at the Hall
You do your best to look wild and ferocious...
but Wally, you're a con-man, 'cos you're not like that at all....
Wally have some pride - you're the King of the Birds!
Don't just lie there with your talons in the air...
waiting to be tickled with your little eyes glowing...
Are you sure you're not a budgie that just kept on growing?
You won't fly in the rain 'cos it gets you all harrassed
and you fall off your perch when you get embarrassed!
I know that kind of action's not illegal
but it's hardly the behaviour of a regal eagle!...
Think about the symbol of the USA
the Roman legions marched behind you too...
With wings outstretched you made a noble start to the procession...
I hardly think that, upside down, you'd make the same impression!
Wally - you're a bird of prey - get out and catch some rabbits....
You'll lose your reputation if you don't change your habits!
Wally can't you be a little bolder?
Please don't go to sleep with your head on my shoulder...
I went to the library for books on birds
I even read old Audubon right through...
There were peregrines and peacocks,
there were sparrowhawks and seagulls
but he never made a mention of upside-down eagles!
Wally you and I - we are birds of a feather.
We eccentric showbiz types had better stay together!...
They made a movie 'bout a moody little seagull...
And a million from a certain little beagle...
So why not Wally - the Upside-Down Eagle?
Lyrics & Music: © Rosie Hardman 1978
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